NOTE: due to STCP closing, no "Ask Slagar" e-mails will be answered for the time being.

Before you send a question to Slagar, make sure it adheres to the following rules.

1) I answer these questions pretending to be Slagar. So, you should NOT send questions regarding the person really answering the questions (yours truly), or the website, for that matter. Don't refrence this website at all, if you can help it. A lot of people have broken this rule and gotten away with it, as you can see in the archives, but I'm starting to get more strict about it. NO MENTIONING STCP, OR CONFUSING THE CHARACTER I'M POSING AS WITH ME!
2) Only send one question, until the next "Ask Slagar" installment is uploaded. This usually takes about a month, so be patient. If you send multiple e-mails before the column is updated, I'll put one up and delete the rest.
3) Don't do anything offensive. As in, no swearing, promoting drug use, insulting groups of people, and so on. You'd think this would be common sense at a site like this, but some people seem to need it in print. (NOTE: If your e-mail contains minor cussing, I'll probably just edit it out and use the question anyways. In any other case of offensive content, your e-mail will instantly be deleted, no matter how good it is.)
4) While stupid questions can be funny, I really appreciate it when people send intelligent ones. Adhere to this "rule", and you dramatically increase the probablity you have of being answered.
5) If I can find another reason not to answer your e-mail which isn't listed in the rules, I still reserve the right to delete it.

Got all that? Then send Slagar a question at (e-mail link removed) this address, and chances are your question will be answered on the site!